- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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