- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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