One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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