- Anti Joke

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Racial equality.