- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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