- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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