- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Face...tastes like chicken!

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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