An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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