- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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