Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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gingers

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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