- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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