What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Chris is hairy

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Equal rights!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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