Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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