What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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