- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

thomas!!!!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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