- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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