These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A American seeking into mexico

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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i killed my family

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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