- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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