John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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