- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

women's rights.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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