What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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