- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Immigration Laws

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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