- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Guess what? You guessed it.

This is funny.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

dry handjob

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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