- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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