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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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