Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh, go away

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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