Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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