if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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HEY!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Anti Joke

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