- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What would Muhammed do?

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??