Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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