what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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epic win?

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Anti Joke

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