Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Tim likes girls

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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im gay

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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