This is an anti joke

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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what's up? my penis.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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