- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

SUCK MY NUTS

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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