- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

alert("Hello");

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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