- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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