- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

all the kids had fun

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