The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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