- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Obama

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??