- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

You having friends.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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