- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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