- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why did katy fall off her bike?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

hey hey apple

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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