Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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hey justin

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Anti Joke

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