- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Not a joke.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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