- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

XD Jackass.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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