Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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