Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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