What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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hi charles lattuca III

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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wsde

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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