What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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