Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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